With Valentine's Day just around the corner, many couples are still scrambling to find the perfect gift for their significant other - but with the release of one book, all of their problems might be solved.
Contrary to popular belief, Saddam Hussein wasn't just a ruthless dictator who ruled Iraq with an iron fist, but was also a writer on love and passion.
For two-and-a-half decades, Hussein was the president of the Middle Eastern country, which significantly overshadowed his presence as a novelist.
In 2000, Hussein published "Zabiba and the King," a 160-page romance novel about an Iraqi king (clearly based on Hussein himself) and a lowly villager named Zabiba, who you guessed it: he falls in love with.
In the story, Zabiba and the king develop their blossoming relationship by conversing for hours about religion, love, nationalism, and the will of the people.
But the highlight of the love story? The greatly detailed sex scene between a shepherd and a bear, which is believed to be a representation of the relationship between Iraq and Russia.
The novel is for sale on Amazon, where it currently holds a 2.4 star ranking. Reviewers have voiced their opinions, varying from pure pleasure to absolute incredulity.
"Saddam Hussein's romantic fable "Zabiba and the King" is a fascinating and moving work which provides a unique insight into the psyche of the former Iraqi dictator... [The book] appears to be a genuine attempt by Saddam Hussein to resolve some of the contradictions in his own nature and his political philosophy. While CIA analysts focused on the allegorical dimension of the novel, it is open to multiple interpretations like all genuine works of literature," Amazon reviewer Alison wrote.
"If you're going to buy this book, buy it as an historical curiosity, not for literary entertainment. It is a complete trainwreck of a book," fellow reviewer Mike Lewis contradicted. "The book, overall, is a painful mess to slog through."
However, not everybody believes Hussein wrote the book himself.